Statler: When going to see a movie starring the Muppets, always get a good seat…
Waldorf:…one that doesn’t face the screen!
W:If you arrive late for your movie, stick around…
S:…they’ll be releasing a sequel soon!
S: Never get a bucket of popcorn that’s larger than your car.
W: Don’t talk on your cell phone during the movie….
S:…it might wake us up!
W: If you have to explain everything in the movie to the person you’re sitting next to…
S:…welcome to my world.
W: Sometimes the movie is not out of focus—you are.
S: Don’t talk back to the movie…
W:…that’s our job!
W: If you don’t have anything nice to say about a movie…
S:…sit next to us!
S: Spoiler Alert—The Muppets are in Disney’s The Muppets.
W: Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
